Fangs For Nothing By Steffanie Holmes

Fangs for Nothing by Steffanie Holmes – A cosy paranormal romance
A grumpy vampire. A sunshine human. A fake engagement with bite.

Lord Alaric Valerian has spent centuries hiding his passions in the quiet solitude of his gothic castle. Sculptures, paintings, and artistic chaos fill every room—much to his mother’s horror. When she announces a surprise visit, Alaric scrambles to hire a professional organiser to make his home presentable. Enter Winnie Preston.

Winnie is warmth, colour, and chatter—everything Alaric is not. With a knack for order and a heart full of sunshine, she’s determined to bring calm to his castle. But she has no idea her new client is a centuries-old vampire... or that he’s about to rope her into a fake engagement to fend off an unwanted bride.

As the village buzzes with gossip, murder whispers through the mist, and Winnie’s loyal book club starts digging into Alaric’s past, the line between pretend and real begins to blur. Alaric must decide how much of his truth he’s willing to reveal—and whether a heart as old as his still has room to love.

🖤Tropes: grumpy/sunshine, fake dating, paranormal small town, murder mystery, meddling book club
🖤Perfect for fans of cosy fantasy, gothic charm, and romantic mischief with a supernatural twist
🖤Standalone novel in a shared universe—perfect for curling up with a cup of tea and a mischievous smile
🖤For readers who crave witty banter, undead bachelors, and unexpected heart

“She came to tidy his castle. She might just unravel his undead heart.”